FAAAAAAABRIC.

So Me and Cheryl got off to a rather debauched evening of sleaze and drink at Farringdon's (and London for that matter) Faaaaaabric. Me and my friends like to pronounce it that way to honour a certain German girl who has rather crazy pronunciation!

Akiko Kiyama was absolutely fantastic. We stayed in Room 1 and just danced and danced and just danced! I remember I pissed off some Japanese girls because I was that wasted, I kept shouting random Japanese phrases I'd acquired over the year.

'Toshokan e ikimasu ka?'

'Chichi wa nan sai desu ka'

'Chokore-to ke-ki ga suki desu!!!'

Which literally translate to, 'Are you going to the library?', 'How old is your father' and 'I like chocolate cake'. hahaha. They were such a miserable bunch but the rest of the drugged up crowd were letting their hands and hips do allll the talking.


I believe the guy with the ridiculous hoop around his neck asked me for ecstasy...

This guy was part of the Japanese lot...he still manages to put on a very good subservient Asian look whilst drunk.

Cheryl <3

KIYAMA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!